Friday, December 23, 2005

So I Watching The B and....

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly comes on. I knew The B has been a TGTBTU fan from way back, so I left it on forher to watch while she worked on that diaper. Actually to listen to as she can't see the TV above the side of the crib.

Tuco: [trying to read a note] "See you soon, id..." "id..." "ids..."
Man With No Name: [taking the note] "Idiots." It's for you.

[Tuco is in a bubble bath. The One Armed Man enters the room.]
One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.
[Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam.]
Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.
(editor's note: HA!)

Tuco Benedicto Juan Ramirez aka "the Rat": There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.

Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

1 Comments:

Blogger Aussie-Askew said...

Out of all that, the bit that made me laugh hardest was the "editors note". I couldn't read it without hearing it in your voice!

Egads! You're in my head... (just like Rio Ferdinand is in Liverpools... ;)

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